Wednesday, June 11, 2008
7 days every week~~
so far gone at Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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7 days every week~~
- OHHH 7 days magazine!Lets flip to page 35,oh!Its my favourite!this is what it write
Title:Big Challenge
subtitle:normal people vs Ah bengs/lians
VS
1. Brushing their teeth?
Winner:normal people.Because Ah bengs/lians always say such wonderful vocabulary like !@!@!!#@#@#!@#. At least normal people still better la...
2. Face?
Winner:Ah bengs/lians.because normal people do not have enough money to but many face facial cream but Ah bengs/lians can just steal it.Easy face,easy recognised.
3.famous?
Winner:Ah beng/lians.because when they get caught because of stealing,vandalising,etc...they will be on papers.People will read it so it will get popular.(Can i have your autograph?)
4.Care for toys
Winner:normal people.Because when normal people buy toys,they will play it or just keep it.But when Ah bengs/lians buy toys,they will treat it as the person they hate.They will take the gun,shoot their eyeballs,then slice their head with their knife.(cool!)
5.stamina
Winner:Ah bengs/lians.Because when they see police,they will shout"police lai le,Zhao!"something like that.they will run,run,run,run,must i say run again?They will only stop when they escaped or get caught.normal people just stay home watch tv/or just spending their time on work.
6.Eating
Winner:Normal people.If Ah bengs/lians eat too much,they will easily get tired when they are escaping from police.Most normal people will just take popcorn, coca cola,and snacks.All their friends will gather together,sit on sofa, and SHOUT "GOALLLLLLLL"
So we have a draw.Stay tune next time for Normal people vs Twits.
I better buy the magazine,its so amazing,i feel like I'm now dead.
A dumb(really)joke
one day,a woman went to pasar malam and see one thing that she like,so she ask the shopkeeper.
Woman:Uncle!how much is this ah?
Shopkeeper:$50 for each
Woman:WAHH!Daylight robbery ah?
Shopkeeper:Mdm, now its 8pm
Cow Cow
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