Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Admired bravery
so far gone at Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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so far gone at Saturday, June 14, 2008
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so far gone at Friday, June 13, 2008
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so far gone at Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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so far gone at Friday, June 06, 2008
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so far gone at Friday, June 06, 2008
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so far gone at Thursday, June 05, 2008
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Admired bravery
- Today i got school,Hooray for nerds and Boo for game geek,anyway we had english and science lesson today.English lesson went out well because I laugh like shit.We were practising oral reading and our teacher said must to emotion,expression,and anything nice.Then she read it out loud,to sample,she then ask us to repeat like how she say.Because our class is 'pro',all of us except me do expression.But of course i not used to it,when say smth with expression,I laugh until teacher hear.When we read finish,she said that out of 41 ppl in the class,only 1 got expression.Before i wan to answer,everyone point their finger to me.Yea,I cried.Tears of joy~~
Then when science,the lesson is so BOO ring.Everyone is like using handphone la.Then a boy,named ming yao who is super pro,go and pack bag and like ready to go home even though there is still like 1hr of lesson left.Then the teacher is like scolding us at that time.She saw ming yao carrying the mag and say"See,even the boy wants to go home.Dun even want to take out the book and follow with us,if u want to be like that,then u should leave now,leave,leave la!"Normal people will feel scared and threathened and then listen to what the teacher ask us to do,but he is different.Actually,hes the same.he follow what the teacher said but in opposite way.(Sort of follow)He just take his bag,and go off straight to home,skipping the BOO ring lesson.SO GOOD.Everyone laugh and laugh and laugh,must i say laugh again.Yea,the teacher dismissed us very late and we regreted why we did not follow ming yao's action.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
7 days magazine
- Title:Big Challenge
Subtitle:Normal people vs twits
Question number 1:Why do gorillas have big nosetrills?
Twits:Becosh thaey hab beag fingerzz
normal people:because they are born with it?
Judge:Twits are correct but one advise,write properly if not i have to give you yellow card.
Question number 2:What starts with 'T' and ends with 'T' and is full of 'T'
Twits:Twits cosh whee alwaysh wwearr T-Shirt.
Normal people:Tea pot lah.So easy.Use my butt think also can answer correctly lor!Btw my butt got brain
Judge:PEEEP!Yellow card for twits and GONGXI to normal people.
Question number 3:Which is faster,hot or cold?and why?
Twits:Hot becosh whenn whee are Hot,PpL WhiL Chazee EuU
Normal people:Hot because everyone can catch a cold.
Judge:PEEP!RED CARD for twits.that means normal people are the winner!Normal people also got it correct for that question.
Normal people began proud:I wanna thank my parents and friends who support me,and especially my teacher,ZharBohSan.Thank you.(to audience)No need to clap for me.I..I Wanna Cry!
Judge:of course no one in the audience is clapping because there are no
audienceAnyway,stay tune for the next copy of 7days.Next is :Ah bengs/lians vs twits.Enjoy~
If you have notice it,The questions are from maple event.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Stressed in Chinese
- AHH I need help!My brain cant upload any info liao!AHH my chinese homework!
Nice chinese homework ah-.-Need do 16 pages and cannot tikam one because I need to put the correct word in it-.-My brain is not that big,and only left with 6more days to school(to me).Must I be like that(pic below)
Yeah,You must be wondering where is the body.Actually,there is a body,and i broke it.MUAHAHAHA.This is suppose to be my birthday present but i broke it.T.T sorry to whoever bought this for me^^Anyway,if u have seen that whole figure,the body is like small but the head is freaking big.Must I really big like him.Oversize head?
Btw,I love my birthday party at 24th MAY.Many wet shirt+body because we pushed them to the swimming pool.Now I'm still publishing 7 days,so next post then write.Next post:Normal people VS Twits.Stay tune,only on KC.(Hey boy,Where is the'F')
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
7 days every week~~
- OHHH 7 days magazine!Lets flip to page 35,oh!Its my favourite!this is what it write
Title:Big Challenge
subtitle:normal people vs Ah bengs/lians
VS
1. Brushing their teeth?
Winner:normal people.Because Ah bengs/lians always say such wonderful vocabulary like !@!@!!#@#@#!@#. At least normal people still better la...
2. Face?
Winner:Ah bengs/lians.because normal people do not have enough money to but many face facial cream but Ah bengs/lians can just steal it.Easy face,easy recognised.
3.famous?
Winner:Ah beng/lians.because when they get caught because of stealing,vandalising,etc...they will be on papers.People will read it so it will get popular.(Can i have your autograph?)
4.Care for toys
Winner:normal people.Because when normal people buy toys,they will play it or just keep it.But when Ah bengs/lians buy toys,they will treat it as the person they hate.They will take the gun,shoot their eyeballs,then slice their head with their knife.(cool!)
5.stamina
Winner:Ah bengs/lians.Because when they see police,they will shout"police lai le,Zhao!"something like that.they will run,run,run,run,must i say run again?They will only stop when they escaped or get caught.normal people just stay home watch tv/or just spending their time on work.
6.Eating
Winner:Normal people.If Ah bengs/lians eat too much,they will easily get tired when they are escaping from police.Most normal people will just take popcorn, coca cola,and snacks.All their friends will gather together,sit on sofa, and SHOUT "GOALLLLLLLL"
So we have a draw.Stay tune next time for Normal people vs Twits.
I better buy the magazine,its so amazing,i feel like I'm now dead.
A dumb(really)joke
one day,a woman went to pasar malam and see one thing that she like,so she ask the shopkeeper.
Woman:Uncle!how much is this ah?
Shopkeeper:$50 for each
Woman:WAHH!Daylight robbery ah?
Shopkeeper:Mdm, now its 8pm
Cow Cow
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Friday, June 6, 2008
My Weird neighbours
- My neighbours are weird,especially Derek,a neighbour of mine.He is really weird.That day,we play scrabble with alan,a neighbour, and Derek.The derek,so kind,say:i need this space,please dont occupy it!!!!"I said ty coz i can just occupy the space so he will lose.However,after doing that,He cried!(amazing,WAH)i dunno whether that is to make us sympathy him or just,cant control himself.Anyway,throughout the game,he cried around 3 times!I think that cry make me scared..in a way.Because im a kind man(like real),i helped him.i give out small words and leave the space for him to write his desired words.At last he win(of course la).
I have also another neighbour,not weird,but nice chinese name.his whole family have nice chinese name.one of them is called brandon.Not a bad name but his chinese name is bu lai deng.another one is his sister,called ann-marie.her chinese name is An Ma Li.His two brothers is called michael and andrew.their chinese names are Ma Ke and An De Lu.they are not weird,only the sister,ann-marie,plays basketball very fierce.(wahh scared)Btw,derek and alan keep saying"I dun wanna be ur frens anymore"After 30 mins,they will say,"lets be friends".WAhh lame la-.-
For any woman win the award,Miss something,please watch this video.
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A short conversation
- Cow:I can produce milk
Chicken:I can lay eggs
Human:I eat eggs and drink milk for breakfast,it is really nutritious
Cow:do you love my milk?
Chicken:do you love my eggs?
Human:it is DELICIOUS.i love milk,especially HL chocolate milk
Cow:Meaning u love my cow dunk?
Chicken:and my chicken poks?
Human:nooooo,that sucks.it is !@@##$$@@!@#$
Cow but there are dunk in the milk
Chicken:and poks in my eggs!
Human:What!I hate eggs and milks liao la.
my form teacher,(name is higly confidential),is totally dead!!!!!WAHAHAHA
cannot show picture.
because if i show the picture,i will die terribily.
WOOHOOOO!!!! IM FIRST IN CLASS!!!(im not proud)
the results are ridiculous.I have 1a,and 3bs,and i can come in 1st....ITS A MIRACLE
if like that,i wanna be first in PSLE.
Please
Stop
Learning
Everything
Because
Education
Language
Sucks
Perfectly
(jkjk)not joakim joakim!!
Cow Cow
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Just another day of.......
- Just another day of PANDA POWER!!!!!!!
the latest movie,KUNG FU PANDA.
this panda can do lots of moves like pandalala,pandawahwah,and lots more.
the panda is riding in a car!!(fans cheering)
when panda is in bankai mode!!!!now he can do powers like pandamama,pandapapa and panda ahlamah^^
Not only he have new powers,he also have a new nickname,his new nickname is KONG FU PANDA
not much difference,but there is a change.the letter 'U' is changed to O,from kungu to kongfu
So is it interesting,if it is,watch it then....
Cow Cow...(same as bye bye)
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